1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry.
2.Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach? Because they can't keep there trunks up!
3.What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing he just waved!
4.What kind of cheese is not yours? Nacho cheese!
5.What kind of flowers are made by the sun? Sunflowers
6.What did the shoe say to the bubblegum? I'm stuck to you!
